If only Sploid posted in Spanish. I wouldn’t be able to read it, and could pretend it said something worthwhile.

“Well the good news is now your mom can finally get a belt made”

You should have seen the trash that was there during the race...even more staggering.

Could be code for “Heil Hitler” or as he does it “Hale Hitler".

Hard to believe that a church affiliated entity might have trouble dealing with sexual crimes

While I won’t comment about my views on Tesla stock, you should probably note a few things:

“Does that mean steak is for dinner?”

His families must be so proud of him.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

+1 Francis Scott Off-Key

This story’s been broadcast from nearly every corner of the internet for three weeks. At this point I think the “Holy Crap” should maybe be toned to the kind of “Oh..uh...hey!” fact desperately brought up to break the silence during a very bad date.

Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

The real hero is the guy who shot this video in landscape, not portrait (see all the guys early in the video holding phones vertical).

I think you missed his point. The Camaro driver mashed the throttle before he was straightened out. That’s what started the whole thing. The car wasn’t straight in the lane before the driver gave it the beans.

Jesus christ....it’s a goddam dragster...line it up straight before you mash the throttle....

Does anyone click on the link?? The link is to a video of HIMSELF taking off the top in a different article. He is calling himself an idiot.

Um, actually he was referring to himself. The link is to another story he wrote, of him, trying to take the roof off.

More like seriously slow news day. I can’t believe you just showed me a pic of a cigar in a brick wall and the point was that because you told me originally it was a turtle head that I’d see nothing more than a turtle head

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”