Did we just become best friends?

Guys, seriously.

Putting a brown manual wagon on NPoCP is cheating.

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.

The system is fundamentally broken and there are still people unwilling or not ready to accept it. I switched my registration from Green to Democratic to vote for him (then switched back first chance I could get), even though I knew it would make no difference in my district or state, simply because he is the first…

No Sanders supporter owes Clinton their vote. The onus is on her to earn those votes, and if she can’t, then she’s flawed, not the voters.

“Boy, he sure put that in the baseball ring.”

Anybody feel better now?

Shut the fuck up moron.

Why would Kawakami agree to alter the terms from “lunch” to “dinner at a top 5 most expensive restaurant in the country”?

Car hipsters may be the worst.

He was wearing his cut to the game lol

“Get a white girl, son. Trust me on this.”

And for all these years, I was sure it was Kiki Vandeweghe...

I keep a footstool under the sink that serves the same purpose. It only comes out from under the sink when necessary.

I keep a footstool under the sink that serves the same purpose. It only comes out from under the sink when necessary.

So Prilosec is a “proton pump inhibitor,” which basically means they stop your body from being able to release acids (medicine binds with the ‘proton pump’ to keep it from releasing acid). Ranitidine is a “histamine-2 receptor antagonist.” This keeps histamine from reacting with the receptors in the stomach, reducing…

Counterpoint: There are no good cats.

It's chocolate ice cream.