With all due respect to Blue Jays fans, it would have been a complete injustice for this majestic beast be stifled by the DH. #NorseGodBatter

he is appealing.

You own that car in Virginia? You must be nuts.

“Walkers” It is both true and a nice homage to Alissa.

Pro tip: store your spare shower beer in the top tank of your toilet to keep it cooler than room temp. You are right though, warm beer is better than no beer.

Counterpoint:

Lol, this was killed by the crossover about as much as Prince was killed by an elevator. They both happened to be around the same place at the same time, but we’re ignoring the fact that Prince took more vikes than eighth century england and the verano was so boring, people fell asleep before they could even get the…

Think of all the children at that game who will now have a crippling fear of wheelchairs.

Recruiting is always a little unseemly.

The Padres has a farm system too.

Imagine Bartolo’s surprise to see his dong.

And the Sad Excuse for a Human Being Award goes to.....

Have you not seen the latest ranking of transportation methods?

e) eventually be hit by a car.

What exactly is the purpose of the “Adequate Man” vertical? This is an entire article built around a one sentence block quote in the NYT that basically says “yeah man, subways are crowded sometimes.” WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MEN?

I don’t think you understand what a b-side is.

Awh, you gonna cry lil cry baby? Ignore this comment guys, this guy is definitely not cool

It's not often I laugh out loud at comments.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.