Fucking...

Well now you know what part of merry ol’ Florida man’s ancestors came from

Fun fact. My last name means bear in Italian

A-that’s just common sense.

See? Had you known your limits and stuck with one, none of this would have happened! Never use someone else’s instruction manual

there you go again with that #allbearsmatter bullshit

eh, spanish isn’t THAT annoying

i’d say he’d never gotten high on the sacrament wine

2 bottles of wine will have me feeling pretty good... Except that wine gives me the worst hangovers.

I guess that explains the hair

Well then I’m out of excuses for him

shhhhh.. i was humble bragging

IF you’re 40, you don't have to take advice from millennial bloggers on the internet

That’s not a high tolerance, buddy

I dunno man, billy Joel may not be the best person to take drinking advice from

Possibly the worst advice I’ve ever gotten on the internet. Better solution, know your limits and do you

Sounds right to me.

The tiny burritos from taco bell are already perfect, and come in a selection. Just don’t take them all the way out of the wrapper

didnt’ the GIants also use the Hospital for Special surgery and have injury after injury, and have now finally changed up their training staff? the Wilpons seem to be the type of guys who think they’re in charge, but let themselves be surrounded by con men with their own best interests in mind. i wouldn’t’ be…

i’m sure you score 10's, champ