really can’t be a dull mofo with the nickname Smitty. you can probably drink your weight in scotch too

Ew

Leopidopteritis of the Anal Cavity is the new name for my band.

Good thing he wasn’t black, there would be satin in his coffin

Think they also made the pinging circle smaller

He must really like Eli, he let him off easy

USBCUNIT gives me some crappy shutterfly photo book instead of 10% off

USBCUNIT gives me some crappy shutterfly photo book instead of 10% off

Does the code work for you? Usbcunit isn’t doing anything for me

Does the code work for you? Usbcunit isn’t doing anything for me

So has "white"

Nope, still wrong

I do not think that word means what you think it means

All I read was “fat Tony Romo breaks back up QB ankle"

I scrolled up to check the picture before I decided to chastise you. It’s fine, carry on

I’m pretty sure I'd cry if I was an ump and that happened to me

You had that dream again, didn’t you

What kind of pansy gets that drunk on 3 oz of whiskey, that’s what I want to know

Best response I’ve ever seen on 12 continents and a midget planet

+1 leg hug

So half a step up from Casey Chan and sploid?

the indignity of having to respond to a guy who calls himself MrSugarPenis is enough to make you start a blog