matthewurso
Matthew Urso
matthewurso

Wang hit dong? Over here we call that crossing swords

Sounds like what he really needs are binoculars and a walkie talkie

do goalies just get bored back there? seems like they’re always wandering around

so, you were broke, but your parents weren’t? cause 9k ain’t ramen money

that radio works pretty damn well in there. i did a double take

counter-point.

the 1980's called. they want their coffee myths back

that would be like Casey Chan typing a description of the videos he posts. would be like, an actual job man

i had no idea who she was until you said Tifa... then it all came rushing back

This would be what a buzzfeed article would be like if buzzfeed was cool

Remember when everyone had lebron as new Jordan ?

Kinja did not disappoint

If I have to look at another bums dong I’m going to puke

Jesus, Shump and J.R. won the fucking lottery.. knicks to cavs for 2 years?

if the business makes no effort, or just plain cannot make the situation right, a bad review is your only non legal course of action. i have no sympathy for that contractor

This car sucked so bad the previous owner didn’t even want to drive it. CP

He said killing off, not runining careers

Whatever. I loved this when I was 18

That type r would be an expensive rental for the week you own it before it gets stolen

The dong gods are happy