You leave cookie puss alone!

Couldn’t they have just tranquilized the statue? There was no reason to put it down just to save the child

“Didn’t pitching”? Come on now

Should have titled it “let’s go to France and piss off Alisa Walker "

I’m guessing you don’t have Carvel’s

Ice cream in the winter is fantastic

Hell, there’s not even an Element wave

Start treating these people like criminals. Id love to see video of these basement dwellers shitting themselves in an interrogation

gator needs stewie following him

“Well the good news is now Pablo Sandoval can finally get a belt made”

All Hail Byramid

Step away from the horse

The capitalizing of the word”faith”in her statement annoys me terribly

These Miller lite ads are completely obnoxious

Suckers

No one. But it’s part of what they get paid a lot of money to do. So suck it up and do it

Those numbers remind my of a rotary

no, i think the real point being made is, we’re already being treated like cattle, lets not give them a pass to make it even worse. i’d take the bus over a seat setup like that. i’m 6'5", that looks like my worst nightmare

Eat multiple dicks you stat truthers

Our (Mets) pitchers will eat your pitchers for lunch