Well...you have the Tanakh....then there’s the sequel: The New Testament (not really a remake, but derivative none the less)  and then when Muhammad ascends to heaven from the rock the first people he meets in heaven are Moses and Jesus (a blatant stab to let everyone know he’s authentic)....so that puts three…

There were four sequels, a live-action TV show, animated show, and more.

Thing that strikes me is how badly Huff has let himself go.

Obama was supposedly playing 6th dimensional chess. Donny is playing whack-a-mole

America is blowing a 3-1 lead.

In a new video interview with Extra, Finn Jones has confirmed that rapper RZA directed an episode of the series

If the Blazers did indeed win the equivalent of hitting the lottery by not signing parsons, they then also did the equivalent of blowing their winnings in Vegas by signing Evan Turner.

I’m beginning to think that Janet Reno, the FBI, and the ATF set siege to the wrong religious complex in Waco.

Shhh, you are going to rob Patriot fans of their self-righteous indignation.

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

“Tom, after all the trouble you’ve had over the last year...the suspension, the talk in the media, all of it, can you once and for all confirm or deny who’s a good boy?!? Are you a good boy?! Yes you are!!”

“Who can forget that win last February against Detroit.”

It’s so weird you say that about Butler, too, because at Marquette getting others involved was his signature skill, and why I was pretty sure he was going to be a good pro no matter where he landed. He did everything on offense, including running it for long stretches if the PGs were in foul trouble, and he could…

This Bulls season has played out precisely how it was always going to play out. An overwhelmingly mediocre team led by Jimmy Butler, whose consistent growth into a viable go-to guy is outstripped and overshadowed by his complete inability to connect on a real level with any of his teammates or “lead” for more than a…

Pictured: Fore Garman?

Correct. It’s somewhat unfair, as both last year’s and this year’s teams are irreparably flawed, but he’s still obviously in way over his head. His, and the franchise’s, best case scenario was to blow the shit up, trade everything of value, and tank into the lottery. Play your young guys, see what they’ve got, and…

Here’s hoping they get blown out and booed off the court tonight. I want this fire to burn forever.

“Dang, I wish Deadspin would write more stories about the Bulls.”

I’ve had a particularly rough couple of weeks. This New York mess being chronicled on this website is the ONLY thing making me laugh.