The photos of the bloodbath are beginning to now surface:

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

how about smushing your face against the microphone while telling a story about the family dog peeing on the rug?

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

sure he put up some nice numbers but was he ever really elite?

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

Thibs will now cut his minutes down to 35 a game while he tries to recover from this injury

Tell that to Mike Wilbon. According to him the 85 bears are the defending champions

They didn’t tell him no, they ---- forgot about Dre.

I’d like to see them sign veteran PG Andre Miller but after his agent expressed interest they told Dre no.  

I’ve enjoyed watching Hernangomez for a good two months now. He’s an interesting prospect because he’s got pretty solid footwork and awareness around the rim, but he’s got some issues before he can go far. For one, he’s not used to the speed in the NBA... I.e. he was on a fast break and got hit in the face by a hard…

And from this professional rendering, you can see the coup de grace was carried out by a triangulation of shooters.

I hope it’s a blanket. Nothing worse than a towel that’s surprisingly rough on the genitals.

Blake’s one of the best passing bigs in the game. Remember people used to say all he did was dunk?

Carmelo after his trade to the Clippers: “Look at this video. You can pass man. I don’t know why you keep scoring when you can pass it to me.”

I was almost out of college when this kid was born, I have gray hair and that kid still looks older than me.

That “kid” looks like Kimbo Slice without a beard. Stop playing. He’s got to be 30.

I can’t bring myself to make the PSU variation of that. Just know that it crossed my mind and it has been added to my “Going to Hell” resume.

Dude could pass for 35, easy.