I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

WHAT’S IN THE BOX DARREN

i like how spidey’s default look is now “REAL SKEPTICAL about this shit”

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

The lowest hanging fruit are always the sweetest.

Well that was a shitty column.

Or, how great would it be for the film makers to acknowledge the ridiculousness of the continuity problems the X-Men movies created by montaging Deadpool into them by having him in period specific costumes, i.e. 70's = leisure suit Deadpool, 60's = flower child Deadpool, Victorian Deadpool, ancient Egyptian Deadpool,…

Woohoo! Hard “R” X-Men sex is on its way.

The most important thing to do is trade in all of your 50s and 100s for single dollar bills, as that will provide you more kindling once we’re all displaced by the Great War.

Lisa: I feel like I’m gonna die, Bart.

Live look at Trump supporters trying to imagine how any of this benefits them:

Finally, the Legion of Doom strikes in new images released from “The Legion of Doom.”

Might not be the best place to ask this, but does anyone know how fast martial law goes into effect? I live in Chicago and am considering packing a go bag.

I am a pretty big fan of the mafia execution. You have a nice Italian dinner with your pals who insist you have the spumoni. Lots of wine, laughs, maybe a cigar and finally a nice tipple of fernet-branca. You get to ride in the front seat of the latest Cadillac (for once!) as you ride to Jersey to go seen “da guy”…

Dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

Somewhat unrelated question: can some Boston fan explain to me why the Celtics wear these drab gray jerseys?

As a black man, there’s a 66% chance I would die and a 100% chance if I died I would never be resurrected. That said, there’s also a 33% chance overall that my powers would simply stop working, thus killing me, and a separate 33% chance I would disappear and die off panel only for parts of me to wind up in a lab…

You guys got owned by Ted Cruz