Of god, I just welled up a little bit at the thought of the Bulls being able to offload Rondo onto these pricks.

He wants more help, which they can’t get since he strong-armed them into giving Tristan Thompson all of the money for all of the years.

For someone who killed the spirit of St. Louis in Super Bowl XXXVI, Brady’s a regular Lindbergh.

gotta save space for Pepe

I see no evidence of a tailor at all, sir.

Recc’d purely for the Deep Impact reference

And Sean Spicer opened questions from the press by selecting reporters from from the NY Post and Christian Broadcasting Network like Morgan Freeman guaranteeing Tea Leone the first question in Deep Impact.

This biggest liar in all of this is the tailor who told Spicer that’s how suit jackets are supposed to fit.

when u think about it everythin gis fraudulent........what if im dreaming right now. what if pigpoopballs.jpg ceases to exist when i wake up

I thought the text on screen was forming “COME AT ME, BRO”

They could be the Browns Chickens, but then again that phrase is often followed in the mind by “massacre” so maybe not.

We don’t know what’s about to happen is right. But, even a couple days in, we’re seeing some terrible things happen.

My toddler is about to move out of his high chair to eat at the table. I wonder if I can get Lupica’s booster seat from ESPN?

Tomsula: Guess I’ll have to start looking for a new place to stay out there. Hey, do you know if there are any Redskins living near the stadium that might have a tent I could borrow?

(plain)

It’s this level of attention to detail that makes you a legend.

When I put a can of Hamm’s, a rusted 20lb dumbbell, 16 bags of beef jerky (plain), and a pair of sturdy cargo shorts I bought on sale at Kohl’s into a 1992 Ford Ranger with 210k miles on it and parked that thing in the blazing hot sun I never knew the child I created in that hot fusion cell would be born as a fully…

“See, the thing is, the reason you want to drain the swamp is, once you get enough of that murky brown gathered on the tarp, you can really take a nice long mud bath. It’s good for the skin, keeps mosquitoes away, and provides ample camouflage so shop owners don’t take their brooms to shoo you away from their…

If any coach knows how to use every part of the buffalo...

I’ll start the flu takes-