“Greg Monroe is worth every dollar of $17m”

“Hot Dogs are sandwiches.”

Lucky they had so many dudes in the car.

Uh, yeah...well he was turning into a monster...

This one would probably work.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

If they really wanted to provide the true OG NBA Jam experience, they’d replace LeBron James with Kevin Love.

Good game. Great ending.

I heard that Dennis Schröder’s mom was so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck. And when she sat around the house, she really sat around the house. And that her armpits were so hairy, it looked like she had Buckwheat in a headlock. That’s what I heard.

When asked for further clarification, Thomas said he both did and did not talk about Schrödinger’s mom.

Asked for comment, Schroder’s mother stated, “Mwah mwah wah, wah mwah wah mwaaaah.”

Hope he’s okay. Rodney’s one of those under the radar guys who don’t get no respect.

I wonder if beating up trees makes her poplar at school. Hey, I’m just ashing questions.

Image name generator confirmed.

When we got into fistfights in high school, our principal had a unique punishment- the offending parties would have to stand up in front of the lunch room, holding hands for the entire time.

he yelled, “I used to fuck guys like you in prison,”

I haven’t seen a pissing contest involving somebody with a prosthetic leg this hotly contested since Paul McCartney’s divorce.

yeah, i’d have been pissed, but i’d find a way to shake it off.