I’m imagining him yelling KOBE as he shoots lolol

Jesus, what’s he going to have to do to please you, forward you some 19th division Kazakh Over-90 soccer league bloopers?

Are we sure that neither of them is Dominican?

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

Champion.

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

OWN HEAD (CLAIMS “NAME HONORS NATIVE AMERICANS”)

And a guy in the crowd celebrating, ironically, by raising a crutch in the air!

you know what other carpenter sparked a bunch of commotion in late december?

I agree that’s fairly rank sexism but describing a cash bar as part of the entertainment?

“or experiential thrills of the best of George Lucas’s “Star Wars” entries (“Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith”).”

Coach whispers “Odell, the cameras are about to leave”

And ranks the participants of the game based on their correlation to the gangs in The Warriors.

He accounts for about half the yards on the offense so far so... if the teams wins he pretty much deserves the credit.

No, that would be resignation, not frustration.

Players in team sports who go to great lengths to “take all the blame” really want all the credit when the team wins.

wailing at an aluminum gate...

“...emitting guttural sounds of anguish in a display of utter frustration.”

They’re the evolutionary Supremes.