They could be the Browns Chickens, but then again that phrase is often followed in the mind by “massacre” so maybe not.

We don’t know what’s about to happen is right. But, even a couple days in, we’re seeing some terrible things happen.

My toddler is about to move out of his high chair to eat at the table. I wonder if I can get Lupica’s booster seat from ESPN?

Tomsula: Guess I’ll have to start looking for a new place to stay out there. Hey, do you know if there are any Redskins living near the stadium that might have a tent I could borrow?

(plain)

It’s this level of attention to detail that makes you a legend.

When I put a can of Hamm’s, a rusted 20lb dumbbell, 16 bags of beef jerky (plain), and a pair of sturdy cargo shorts I bought on sale at Kohl’s into a 1992 Ford Ranger with 210k miles on it and parked that thing in the blazing hot sun I never knew the child I created in that hot fusion cell would be born as a fully…

“See, the thing is, the reason you want to drain the swamp is, once you get enough of that murky brown gathered on the tarp, you can really take a nice long mud bath. It’s good for the skin, keeps mosquitoes away, and provides ample camouflage so shop owners don’t take their brooms to shoo you away from their…

If any coach knows how to use every part of the buffalo...

Fear? Thats the look a serial killer gets right after he shuts the storage unit door

I’ll start the flu takes-

“Greg Monroe is worth every dollar of $17m”

“Hot Dogs are sandwiches.”

Lucky they had so many dudes in the car.

Uh, yeah...well he was turning into a monster...

This one would probably work.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

If they really wanted to provide the true OG NBA Jam experience, they’d replace LeBron James with Kevin Love.