If Green doesn’t like people talking about his kicks, he should stop bringing them up.

I shit my pants laughing at this.

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

So sick of all these elaborate NBA dance celebrations. Gasol needs to chill the fuck out.

Hey, thanks for noting that my state is trying to do something intelligent with juvenile offenders instead of just putting them in the system and incarcerating them.

For wilfully turning a blind eye to young people hurting each other, Asiata faces a possible sentence of 20-40 years coaching college football.

Dances With Wolves taught me that shitty white people make the best Native Americans

No no no, that organization pays people to come to Cleveland.

They were going to suggest a fire sale to help come up with funds, but found out that you can’t actually sell a river.

Light-hearted horseplay? Or Chris Paul issuing punishment by breaking an old man’s ribs with CPR?

That Carrier deal stinks. We have no details on why they agreed other than vague handwaiving about “state tax credits”.

Ladies and gentlemen, the defense rests.

So he was smoking the Crohnic?

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Is an abortion of a season now also a forgiveable sin?

I guess it’s a small victory that no one was shot?

I live outside of Florida so the local news is unwatchable. “Tonight on News4 the Pumpkin Toss Challenge...Is it safe?”

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.