Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

It looks uncomfortable, but it’s just turns out its jus a lil’itch.

When did Phil Spector get out?

Well, the Browns do have an immediate opening at QB. No experience required.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

and suddenly Horford is lost at sea.

When do we get to go back to the real timeline we somehow got diverted from

So are you confirming or denying that you use spells to control the media?

Just to clarify, CNN actually got the context of the Spencer quote wrong. Spencer was merely suggesting that Jews use occult magic to enslave their media puppets, not that Jews themselves are soulless golem. I’m sure CNN regrets the error.

Pretty sure this dude got the idea from Deke back in his Georgetown Hoyas heyday. Apparently, he was always proud of the socks that he wore (and, for some reason, that he always wore them both). So he tried to give himself a dumb nickname, and someone heard him refer to it on draft night:

They were sold out of ones of him completing the catch:

No, he’s on the Knicks.

“Having socks on the field before a game? That’s just wrong! Won’t somebody think of the children?”

Ah, to hear a multimillionaire express his anger at unpaid labor... he’ll make that locker room great again for sure.

The most interesting thing to me is the 2 votes for the spinners. Voting for them is so far off the grid I’m going to have to assess it as pretty cool...or, working their way back to cool.

Sister Hazel’s favorite band isn’t even Sister Hazel.

I’ve never understood the “put your gut in your pants” fat guy move. Own that shit, man. Let it hang.

I’m thinking more this: