Caucasians are really feeling themselves in Trump’s America.

That’s the same thing I do every time I get a star.

I believe those were the exact words that sent a Cardinals exec to jail.

“Fuck that kid.”

I’m pretty sure many of us will get to see for ourselves soon enough.

Dude looks like he should be trying to kill Shelley Duvall with an axe.

How could you fail to mention that Ashy Larry was there too.

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

+1 Thompson and Cleveland Steaming past them

Can’t wait to see how hot Karl can get.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

You know, they make decaf now.

if they want me to fucking tune in and watch football they had better fucking hire lars von trier to make a 30 minute ad spot of Willem Dafoe weeping oil black tears while dissecting a panther and wearing a Pope outfit and in the background the entire Dave Matthews Band is shackled to a wall and being sprayed with…

Finally! All the pieces fit!

I don’t blame him. They haven’t yet invented a cure for Sack-in-Mouth disease, despite Mike Pence’s best efforts.

Yup.

So what you are saying is that Collinsworth is being offered a post in the new administration

So what you are saying is that Collinsworth is being offered a post in the new administration

Ahem. They’re called “Freedom Quakes.”

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”