Tell the US we don’t want them anymore and secede. If they want trump let them have him.

Steve Francis was the Sartre of his time

Modern NBA lacks the proper fundamentals of an existential crisis. 90’s had ennui for days. Curry not fit to hold Jordan’s copy of Into The Wild.

This is every basketball game my friends and I ever played on the court with the 9 foot rims. Except for the made 3.

If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.

As usual, white privilege helps out when you step over the line.

You guys are going to need a lawyer after Peter Teal reads this.

Counterpoint: The Hornet’s 90's uniforms were awesome.

Accountability is for women, non-whites, and unpaid student athletes. Rich white guys get to keep on keeping on. In about two years when Briles is coaching at a Florida directional school we’ll get the ESPN puff piece by Tom Rinaldi about how all of this strengthened Briles faith or some such bullshit. Nary a rape…

You came back after this:

The last deal involving bedding and Redskins was a bit of a scam too.

Does anyone make a decision to watch something based on whether it’s on ESPN or ESPN2? Every cable package I’ve ever had has them right next to each other so if I’ve found one I’ve found the other. I just have no use for First Take period.

It’s going to get a lot worse for the working class and anyone lower. Those rural and working class whites are going to get absolutely screwed. And fuck them, they deserve all of it.

Have to admit, if they’d made him into a moose or a goat I would be upset.

That’s a hot take.

MAKE THEM ALL WEAR ROLLERBLADES AND GIVE THEM LONG POLES WITH HOOKS ON THE END FOR SOME REASON!!

With our future ecological policies, I’m sure this will look great right on the waterfront.

Don’t know what to say when our best play is a penalty and our QB takes the victory kneel before the game.

And you know what he’ll claim when he doesn’t win…