Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Is an abortion of a season now also a forgiveable sin?

Or you could do what i do and not watch a bunch of previews. They dont make us watch those. Once i know im excited about a movie, I avoid any news about it.

Though honestly, would any death in this movie surprise us as much as the one in TFA?

The midseason finale, “Hearts Still Beating,” has been given an extended runtime, bumping its slot by an extra 25 minutes.

In my day, we couldn’t even cut the bottom out of the peach basket, because Aunt Gertie still had to use it for that year’s harvest, you see, and one could not travel, because one could not even MOVE at all in possession of the ball, but had to stand perfectly still LIKE GENTLEMEN as they advanced the ball down the…

I guess it’s a small victory that no one was shot?

I live outside of Florida so the local news is unwatchable. “Tonight on News4 the Pumpkin Toss Challenge...Is it safe?”

I hope that guy’s “Niss - an” head are alright.

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.

The Altima end to the fight

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

It looks uncomfortable, but it’s just turns out its jus a lil’itch.

When did Phil Spector get out?

Well, the Browns do have an immediate opening at QB. No experience required.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

Highlander: There Should Only Have Been One

and suddenly Horford is lost at sea.

Just to clarify, CNN actually got the context of the Spencer quote wrong. Spencer was merely suggesting that Jews use occult magic to enslave their media puppets, not that Jews themselves are soulless golem. I’m sure CNN regrets the error.