Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Is an abortion of a season now also a forgiveable sin?

In my day, we couldn’t even cut the bottom out of the peach basket, because Aunt Gertie still had to use it for that year’s harvest, you see, and one could not travel, because one could not even MOVE at all in possession of the ball, but had to stand perfectly still LIKE GENTLEMEN as they advanced the ball down the…

I guess it’s a small victory that no one was shot?

I live outside of Florida so the local news is unwatchable. “Tonight on News4 the Pumpkin Toss Challenge...Is it safe?”

I hope that guy’s “Niss - an” head are alright.

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.

The Altima end to the fight

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

It looks uncomfortable, but it’s just turns out its jus a lil’itch.

When did Phil Spector get out?

Well, the Browns do have an immediate opening at QB. No experience required.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

and suddenly Horford is lost at sea.

When do we get to go back to the real timeline we somehow got diverted from

So are you confirming or denying that you use spells to control the media?

Just to clarify, CNN actually got the context of the Spencer quote wrong. Spencer was merely suggesting that Jews use occult magic to enslave their media puppets, not that Jews themselves are soulless golem. I’m sure CNN regrets the error.