Pretty sure this dude got the idea from Deke back in his Georgetown Hoyas heyday. Apparently, he was always proud of the socks that he wore (and, for some reason, that he always wore them both). So he tried to give himself a dumb nickname, and someone heard him refer to it on draft night:

They were sold out of ones of him completing the catch:

No, he’s on the Knicks.

“Having socks on the field before a game? That’s just wrong! Won’t somebody think of the children?”

Ah, to hear a multimillionaire express his anger at unpaid labor... he’ll make that locker room great again for sure.

The most interesting thing to me is the 2 votes for the spinners. Voting for them is so far off the grid I’m going to have to assess it as pretty cool...or, working their way back to cool.

Sister Hazel’s favorite band isn’t even Sister Hazel.

I’ve never understood the “put your gut in your pants” fat guy move. Own that shit, man. Let it hang.

I’m thinking more this:

Caucasians are really feeling themselves in Trump’s America.

That’s the same thing I do every time I get a star.

I believe those were the exact words that sent a Cardinals exec to jail.

“Fuck that kid.”

I’m pretty sure many of us will get to see for ourselves soon enough.

Dude looks like he should be trying to kill Shelley Duvall with an axe.

How could you fail to mention that Ashy Larry was there too.

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

+1 Thompson and Cleveland Steaming past them

Can’t wait to see how hot Karl can get.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.