You know, they make decaf now.

if they want me to fucking tune in and watch football they had better fucking hire lars von trier to make a 30 minute ad spot of Willem Dafoe weeping oil black tears while dissecting a panther and wearing a Pope outfit and in the background the entire Dave Matthews Band is shackled to a wall and being sprayed with…

Finally! All the pieces fit!

I don’t blame him. They haven’t yet invented a cure for Sack-in-Mouth disease, despite Mike Pence’s best efforts.

Yup.

So what you are saying is that Collinsworth is being offered a post in the new administration

So what you are saying is that Collinsworth is being offered a post in the new administration

Ahem. They’re called “Freedom Quakes.”

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

Tell the US we don’t want them anymore and secede. If they want trump let them have him.

Steve Francis was the Sartre of his time

Modern NBA lacks the proper fundamentals of an existential crisis. 90’s had ennui for days. Curry not fit to hold Jordan’s copy of Into The Wild.

This is every basketball game my friends and I ever played on the court with the 9 foot rims. Except for the made 3.

If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.

As usual, white privilege helps out when you step over the line.

You guys are going to need a lawyer after Peter Teal reads this.

Counterpoint: The Hornet’s 90's uniforms were awesome.

Accountability is for women, non-whites, and unpaid student athletes. Rich white guys get to keep on keeping on. In about two years when Briles is coaching at a Florida directional school we’ll get the ESPN puff piece by Tom Rinaldi about how all of this strengthened Briles faith or some such bullshit. Nary a rape…

The last deal involving bedding and Redskins was a bit of a scam too.