Does anyone make a decision to watch something based on whether it’s on ESPN or ESPN2? Every cable package I’ve ever had has them right next to each other so if I’ve found one I’ve found the other. I just have no use for First Take period.

It’s going to get a lot worse for the working class and anyone lower. Those rural and working class whites are going to get absolutely screwed. And fuck them, they deserve all of it.

That’s a hot take.

MAKE THEM ALL WEAR ROLLERBLADES AND GIVE THEM LONG POLES WITH HOOKS ON THE END FOR SOME REASON!!

With our future ecological policies, I’m sure this will look great right on the waterfront.

Don’t know what to say when our best play is a penalty and our QB takes the victory kneel before the game.

And you know what he’ll claim when he doesn’t win…

That “sweating like a dog line” from his kickoff speech really pissed me off. Like, not only is he completely ignorant about all issues of social and cultural tolerance, but he also missed that day of 3rd grade where the teacher explained that dogs pant to release heat instead of sweating?

Yikes.

After I get down on my knees and pray, I usually just end it with an “Amen.” His god must be more OG than mine.

This sums up my feelings nicely.

My heart sank for him right at that moment.

That one penguin shouting “Worldstar!” cracked me the f up.

That humiliating hop over the branch at the end...smh

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

BEAT-UP PENGUIN: Can you believe his shit?

pretty much any comment that mentions titties gets a star in my book

But how? It had all the appeal of a podcast, with even more limitations on how and when you could consume it!

Yup. These are my viewer.

Why differentiate when a hot dog IS a sandwich?