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Pretty sure this dude got the idea from Deke back in his Georgetown Hoyas heyday. Apparently, he was always proud of the socks that he wore (and, for some reason, that he always wore them both). So he tried to give himself a dumb nickname, and someone heard him refer to it on draft night:

They were sold out of ones of him completing the catch:

No, he’s on the Knicks.

“Having socks on the field before a game? That’s just wrong! Won’t somebody think of the children?”

Ah, to hear a multimillionaire express his anger at unpaid labor... he’ll make that locker room great again for sure.

The most interesting thing to me is the 2 votes for the spinners. Voting for them is so far off the grid I’m going to have to assess it as pretty cool...or, working their way back to cool.

Why would you spend $2,000 for the right to go to Florida? I am going to start a Kickstarter fund to stop him from going.

Can I play the piano any more?

Sister Hazel’s favorite band isn’t even Sister Hazel.

:sigh: I love legitimate theater.

I can SIIIIIIIIING!

I LOVE YOU, LANTERN ZAIUS

I hate every ape I see from Chimpan A to Chimpan Green...

I’ve never understood the “put your gut in your pants” fat guy move. Own that shit, man. Let it hang.

I’m thinking more this:

Caucasians are really feeling themselves in Trump’s America.

That’s the same thing I do every time I get a star.