Waitaminute.........Packers fans were saying, “KUHHHHNNNNNN” for the running back? I thought they were calling out the tacklers. Vote Trump/Pence 2016.

And in that moment, the moment of inaction by the immigrant in the batter’s box, the moment of victory for the white man on the mound, Donald Trump knew his path to glory, his path to the presidency, needed to begin with his conversion to a racist, xenophobic ideology. He needed to become a Cardinals fan.

Hmmm

I’m thinking something along these lines.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

Irsay is bringing the medicine cabinet. I thought you said you wanted to party? What’re you, uptight?

When a stoppable force meets a moveable object.

Just two guys who met their ends via a piece of wood.

Matthew 27:29: And they twisted together a sombrero of gold and put it on His head. They put a bat in His right hand and knelt down before Him to mock Him, saying, “Hail, King of the Mets!”

*Sometime in 2018*

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

Westbrook all like:

This thing corkscrews into the ground you say?

Holy shit, you weren’t joking.

There’s a channel that shows old Johnny Carson-era Tonight Show shows (man, that’s a lot of shows in one sentence).

#Humblebrag

Tom Brady refused to comment? But he was in a locker room. If we learned anything last week, he could have said anything he wanted in the locker room and not been held accountable. Doesn’t Tom Brady know the man code?!?

Talk-in’ ‘bout, Hey now ! Hey now ! Eichel, Ankle, un-day.