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How in the fuck was this post not about this:

My high school history teacher used to define integrity like this: If you pull up to a red light and no one else is there, do you wait for it to turn green or do you run the light?

look at all these idiots think you can’t be an undefeated 3-1. Did the Panthers teach you nothing last year?

His contributions to The Grey Album were stellar.

“I went one step better and left behind unused ones.” - Shawn Kemp

At long last, we’ll finally get some national attention onto the obvious thing people have been ignoring, in light of all the showboating and protestations:

Looks like this week it will be the Bills quarterback who takes a knee.

This sports coverage week will be unbearable

Pssh. Trump hasn’t worn a condom since 1989.

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

  1. A player may not harm the Shield or, through inaction, allow the Shield to come to harm.

This is exactly why they are going to be pissed. 16 months ago this possibly could have helped Jeb.

Since many Bushes have gone on record as being horrified by Trump, he might have been okay. Except why on Earth didn’t he tell Jeb about this?

The Bears plan is simple. Tank the entire season until they win the last 2 meaningless games, playing themselves out of a Top 3 draft pick, then trade their next two 1st round picks for Jimmy Garoppolo, so they can let their offensive line destroy his promising career

I can’t predict the future — otherwise I’d be in a different line of work.

I think we just did... :(

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Time to take this to the next level

The real Skip Bayless is locked in a cell several hundred feet underground. There, his cruel captors siphon hot takes from his shattered mind 24 hours a day. Bayless huddles in the corner of his cell, naked but for a rough sackcloth and short length of hempen rope that he uses as a belt because it isn’t long enough to

Peanut dislodged from original fecal matter is gathering fecal matter of its own. News at 11.