No one should be happy about this injury. The last thing Peterson needs is a good excuse to walk around with a cane.

It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Only touchdowns scored in a stupid or funny way should count.

I’m betting the Ravens wish they could pack up and leave Cleveland right about now.

I have crunched the numbers and if Cleveland holds on to win this game, they are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs...

Oh, cool, a variation on the STICK TO SPROTSS comment mainstay. This may blow your mind, but there are some people who like sports but don’t like the NFL, or who like the NFL but are only interested in one game. Plus, that whole space between headline and TV listings was an article about football.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

In honor of JoePa they should take a 26 year moment of silence.

Gawdamn

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

What about JNCO jeans? There was a time, not too long ago, when big pants made the world go ‘round.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

Thought 1: someday there will be a shitty song we play at games (and we’ll even let black people play the games!). Thought 2: the body position one takes during that song will represent the amount of love one has for the people who decided the military was a relatively decent career choice, and thus the amount of love…

Stop thinking critically. It’s unAmerican.

Question: Do you have an understanding as to the word consent?