Bills Mafia is an anagram of Small Fibia, which, when combined with the actor portrayed here falling over in Bills gear due to his underdeveloped bones, is meant to be a metaphor for the team’s inability to “get a leg up” on the competition. It’s commentary, sheeple.

Somewhere, a very confused and belligerent Ted Danson rants about double standards.

Andy Green: “Well doc, his arm looks pretty banged up, eh?”

“These are the healthiest players ever.”

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Jim Tomsula?

The Grand Tetons, maybe.

Plus she’s probably wearing a bulletproof vest, which makes the heat worse, but which also makes the clothing worse because she’s trying to find something that doesn’t show the vest. Clinton’s taken an ungodly tonnage of shit for her various sartorial choices over the years, and dressing like the President of a…

“The judgment of the lower court is OVERRULED (1.) Costs are awarded to Plaintiff.”

-GREEN, J., stating the unanimous opinion of the Court

I thought Lauer looked great

Signals: [mixed]

Ever since Rio, I’ve legit been watching WNBA games. It’s solid basketball, and they’ve got genuine superstar players.

Put. The bunny. Back. In the box.

Look, I’m not saying that it’s a great movie...but Con Air kind of rules. John Malkovich is great and Nicolas Cage isn’t a crazy person. It’s no Face/Off but it's a fun movie!

“You could always go outside...”

Dammit Jaguar Lady, you’re supposed to make me feel happy. Now you’re a person and I’m worried about you living on the street. Can the Jags make her the new mascot? She’s literally the only good thing about that team or city, and top 5 for the state.

Jim Tomsula’s sister-wife seems nice.