The spectre of disaster was an incentive to watch, not a reason to avoid watching.

Tag team fencing

The potential for people to get killed would only help ratings in the US. The ratings dip is entirely NBC’s fault.

He really plays a wide variety of instruments.

I know, I know, we’ve all seen this. But we need to see it again.

All the great playoff memories....Denver’s upset over Seattle, Reggie Miller daggering the Knicks, Jeff van Gundy holding on for dear life to Alonzo Mourning’s leg, Michael Jordan’s reverse layup....

Professional Wrestling!!!

Ryan Lochte (on mic center ring): You people are disgusting, Rio is the worst trash city I’ve ever been to. Can you blame me for pissing on it? And I dare anyone to shut me up, and shut up Team USA. We OWN these Games!

It should be more like the biatlon, one of my favorite winter sports, where they use real guns (not those silly laser pistols), and they have to carry their guns with them.

Like I was saying: if horse sports are about the athleticism/commitment/skill of the rider, any horse should do.

Man: I’m fucking this horse.

I believe Mystery is part of Celebrity. Can’t show you Everything... My opinion.

if your mom has to rescue you from that shallow and slow of a river, thats ur sine you need water wings.

Now that he has collapsed and it’s serious, I bet everyone who made jokes feel like shit.

Like the oil slick from Spy Hunter.

aaaaaaand, he got back up and is still going

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

“I assume they paid $135 million to shut down everything, because my assumptions are shit.”

Read the fucking article before posting ignorant shit. It’s like 100 words total.

Well done Mr. Ryan: