With comments like these, I wouldn't blame them.

Seriously the only thing missing from this absurdly stupid trailer is one of the white people saying “We thought we were saving him... but it turns out that he saved us.”

Dark horse candidate: balance beam. If I tried doing anything other than “walking to other side of beam” we’re in head trauma town.

Hammer throw, without a doubt. I’d either lose momentum, causing the hammer to wrap around my neck and hit me in the head or I’d lose all awareness of where I was when I let go of the thing that I’d let it go in the wrong direction, causing it to bounce off the net into my head killing me instantly.

also my main fear is that if i could summon the courage to climb one of them way-up diving pads i’d get up there and when i jumped off the thing gravity would go reversal on me and i’d float out into space instead of down into the pool. doesn’t matter. die in the pool or out in space. it’s fine.

The instant an olympic rassler got me in a squeeze tangle my dang skeleton would climb out of my mouth, dig a grave, and lay down in it because, yep, I’m dead now.

Winter has all the sports where, if you just quit playing, gravity just takes over. There’s no “I am done with Skeleton now and would like to get off the ride.”

Right?

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Sort of like what this guy did

Papelbon’s gonna be in so much trouble when Trump’s “Speak English” program kicks in.

There’s weird stuff about almost all cases of sexual misconduct. That’s the nature of the crime. You could look at almost any sexual assault case and find some reason not to blame the victim. You could rationalize this six ways from Sunday - Hillary wasn’t involved, it was a different time, this is a right wing…

And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

“I just did my first desk-pop!”

I caused a similar ruckus at JFK during the Winter Olympics when I turned the volume up during the biathlon. And then fired my gun in the air.

How young are kids raping now a days that they need a booster?

I prefer the purer experience of the special Olympics tug.

Let’s be serious. The Yankees would have to give up about 200 infield hits in order to have enough balls hit within 2 inches of Jeter’s glove for him to field 22 ground balls.

Derek Jeter is a gamer.

Steroids that allow you to play beyond your natural limits and return your body to a non-injured state are bad and illegal. Steroids that allow you to play beyond your natural limits and leave your body torn and fraying are good and legal.Alex Rodriguez is a cheater; Derek Jeter is a gamer. And one of them was…