Hold on. The modern pentathlon competitors get a break to put on special outfits for each event? That’s bullshit. Swim in clothes, get out of the water and onto a horse. Shoot from the horse’s back and jump off for a sword fight. Go for a run and have another sword fight. Do it all in soggy trousers. A 19th century…

Lemire on Animal Man. That shit made Animal Man the coolest.

Still my favorite episode of Breaking Bad.

This assumes you could muster enough speed to do real damage in either event, though. I don’t know about you, but my top speed is low enough that I could probably survive by merit of my own feebleness.

I’m not convinced he says or does anything at all when the cameras aren’t on. He just sits there unblinking earning interest.

Since the link indicates my response should be a follow up question: Albert, why did you win so hard?

Shit, I just realized that this is the first year I’m old enough to be president, and I’m probably not going to be unless the millions of people better than me all die soon. I’m wasting my life.

They went off the rails in season one when

As a lawyer, I don’t think this lady should worry about spending one penny on a lawyer. She could defend this case with five minutes on Google Scholar. What a load this is.

No, sorry, there’s lots of shit too.

I still would, but I’d have to account for the possibly that, any time I tell him to shut the fuck up, he might just pound me into the floor like a nail.

But that’s the thing. There probably aren’t enough Busters to cost Clinton the election. That’s just something to beat people over the head with. Polling shows Clinton doing better with Sanders voters than Obama did with Clinton voters, and Obama managed to win against a much more viable Republican.

Let’s just admit there’s nothing Sanders can possibly do right at this point. He ran as positive a campaign as you can run. He told his supporters to vote Clinton, and repeatedly vocally backed her. He could get up there and call the busters a bunch of assholes, but what good would that do? A Pew poll shows 90% of…

Everyone’s a responsible gun owner until they’re not.

Holy shit, did people read that excerpt? I know Anne Rice has been popular forever, but is that how she always writes? Some things just aren’t for me, I guess, but that prose is about 500% too purple.

I wish Stark had just admitted that if only one of Thor and Hulk shows up for Civil War, there’s no way to make the teams even and only one guy gets to have all the fun.

Alright, shit just got too real for me.

If your answer isn’t Juvenile’s “Back That Azz Up,” then your marriage will probably fail.

Sometimes it’s a very young guy who needs some run dominating the ball and running more offense than he could get in the regular season— a guy who hasn’t played the role they want him to play. Sometimes it’s a guy who needs to work on one specific thing. I’m sure there are other reasons,but I don’t watch enough summer…

Thing is, they’ll win 38 games and get the 14th pick in the draft again. It’s going to be a long five years for Fred.