So far, this is the only decent comment in this neighborhood.

Don’t feel too bad. There are only three or four Kings fans.

You’re right, but Jordan’s number, at least, was a big outlier, and we’ll never know if he could have sustained that shooting at the volume most big time scorers do now. Jordan’s 260 attempts that year would have put him at 80th in the league this year, tied with such luminaries as Gerald Green and JJ Barea. LeBron…

There’s no telling, but I suspect the Bulls would have developed into a different, but equally terrifying, team under today’s rules. Maybe Jordan, Pippen, and Kukoc could have developed into snipers. Maybe they’d have run their own death lineup with Rodman at the 5 and Kukoc at the 4. That team could run just about…

I thought I was above the fat jokes, but here we are.

You try to downplay this, but it could have a serious effect on my plan to get out of the gray on every Gawker site. So far, I’ve only got Gawker, and that’s only because I called some guy a racist. The rest won’t be so easy.

I won’t see this until it’s on cable, but is there some method to the madness of the guy stopping the rain in the commercial?

Citation to historic precedent is always academic bullshit when the historic precedent doesn’t say what you want it to.

He’s going all in on this one.

This is better than it will ever get credit for.

Hey now, this is Kinja. You’d better attack the other guy’s intellect or basic morality or GTFO.

I understand he’s the kid’s dad, but shit. People get life all the time for things they did in seconds while being drunk or high. Some are probably worse than his boy and some better, but this happens every day, and often they’re left with no future at all.

But when your thank you just happens to come right after he got run out over the rape stuff, one can’t help but think they’re saying all the other good things were more important. Which is a little fucked up.

The Cards are just one game away from bring multiple games over .500!

I wasn’t really on board at first, but then you called or it the “gay area,” and then I was totally on board. (I would also have accepted “yay area,” but yours was better. )

Especially since most of them were rape gifs.

Everyone laughs, but the first guy’s ref based conspiracy theory is no crazier than half of Kinja’s ref based conspiracy theories. I’ll bet there’s at least one commenter making fun of this guy who knows he’s written the same dumb shit himself.

Thank you. I think it’s cool how everyone on this board knows more about marketing a movie than a major studio’s marketing army.

I needed to, and holy shit that looks way worse than Miley. And wikipedia tells me he dated one Brenda Song, who wikipedia suggests should be way out of his range.

I’ve always felt the need to spread my cheeks wide when over a bidet. Not sure if that’s the classy way to do it, but I don’t see how the job gets done any other way.