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This is better than it will ever get credit for.

Hey now, this is Kinja. You’d better attack the other guy’s intellect or basic morality or GTFO.

I understand he’s the kid’s dad, but shit. People get life all the time for things they did in seconds while being drunk or high. Some are probably worse than his boy and some better, but this happens every day, and often they’re left with no future at all.

But when your thank you just happens to come right after he got run out over the rape stuff, one can’t help but think they’re saying all the other good things were more important. Which is a little fucked up.

The Cards are just one game away from bring multiple games over .500!

I wasn’t really on board at first, but then you called or it the “gay area,” and then I was totally on board. (I would also have accepted “yay area,” but yours was better. )

Especially since most of them were rape gifs.

Everyone laughs, but the first guy’s ref based conspiracy theory is no crazier than half of Kinja’s ref based conspiracy theories. I’ll bet there’s at least one commenter making fun of this guy who knows he’s written the same dumb shit himself.

I needed to, and holy shit that looks way worse than Miley. And wikipedia tells me he dated one Brenda Song, who wikipedia suggests should be way out of his range.

I’ve always felt the need to spread my cheeks wide when over a bidet. Not sure if that’s the classy way to do it, but I don’t see how the job gets done any other way.

Shit, I don’t feel sorry for the “regular” Republicans. They spent decades stirring up the base, encouraging just the kind of bullshit Trump’s giving them. They don’t get to wash their hands of it now and pretend this is something that just spontaneously happened. They get to live with what they made now, and if that

The umps were also bought and paid for the other 24 times.

Holy shit. I’m just going to go on believing he was hammered at all the roasts, despite any and all evidence to the contrary.

Thing is, the Red Cross-recommended chest thrust is the same idea as the Heimlich-punch the shit out of the diaphragm and use the air in the lungs to push the obstruction out. So Heimlich’s the best you’re going to get before you hit the floor.

Hell yeah! You get sexually assaulted by a Baylor player, you better believe you’re getting pregnant.

Brides wouldn’t have been in this mess if he hadn’t killed Vince Foster.

Francesca is just the greatest. My best take would have been, I’ve never been able to sit through a soccer match, but other people are allowed to like it. But that would have been just lukewarm at best. Francesca’s shit is straight up volcanic!

This was the part of The Shining that freaked me out as a kid. Double no to this.

My wife and I have reached a detente. No one says shit about anyone’s driving unless a life is immediately at stake. Nothing about driving too fast or too slow, or following too close, or making an illegal right on red, or any of that. Unless you’re about to hit a baby carriage, it’s radio silence. It’s saved our

The hospital is actually eating the cost. Which is nice. My money was on a booster who wouldn’t lift a finger for a person with cancer.