Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

(the joke is that you ruined it)

I was there at the Manhattan Center and it was a real drag. After an hour of literally nothing, they had random cruiserweights wrestle a one minute match to get the crowd pumped. It didn’t work. It was kind of cool to be that close to DX, but in person they all look like old barflies you would try to avoid eye-contact…

In every way possible the very last person you would ever expect to be employed by Barstool.

hey Drew, I’m down here in the grays but want to say, as a man, thank you so fucking much for writing this. i had my own small version on facebook, and while there is a performative aspect to pointing at past trangressions, it’s necessary. we got to talk about. among friends and colleagues and family, wherever we can.…

Barstool is dumb and unfunny, but IMO it would be just another dumb and unfunny website (like The Chive and BroBible) if it weren’t for the fact that its fanbase is an atrocity. “Stoolies” are worse than cult-members when it comes to blindly, unreservedly, and violently defending their Dear Leaders. They append…

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

That’s one body part that does not tell lies, I’m told.

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

What garbage city do you live in, garbage boy?

I like to measure how long it takes a writer to describe the air as crisp when discussing the fall. You made it four words.

They used to be two teams (Hamilton Tigers and Hamilton Wildcats) and they merged into one and tried to keep both names.

Believe me, it makes sense if you go to a game. Just stay away from Pigskin Pete. He’s a little touched.

This is one of the great moments in Kinja.

dog hello