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It almost seems like Avengers got overshadowed this summer by, ironically, the downright enjoyability of Ant-Man of all things. Which, given Ant-Man’s notorious decade spent in development hell, I would’ve NEVER guessed.

Percy Harvin has every right to feel disrespected. Seattle essentially gave him away to New York for nothing, and instead of proving the doubters wrong, Harvin turned in another injured, mediocre season. I guess Seattle’s head coach was right when he told reporters that he believed a stolen Jet wouldn’t be capable of

“But Harbaugh”, asked reporters, “what of illegals on our shores?”
“12 to 15 million, all working class or poor,
What shall we tell the teeming masses yearning at our door?”
Quoth the Ravens, “never more.”

Don’t think we haven’t figured out you’re a secret Canadian, Burke. We saw that obscure “wheat kings” reference you dropped on a CFL post the other day.

Which current NFL quarterback fucks the most?

Just popping in to say that the headline “TRIERS THEN” murdered me

and yes I (didn’t stutter)

To be fair to the Jets, the NFL’s lawyers have a shakier defense.

Of course Jose Bautista is following this story, he follows everyone.

#OllieLivesMatter

It looks like they did an exchange, but with an older exchange rate. The smallest, shittiest Bud Lite at a Jays game costs $7.50, which the chart lists as $6.79 US, meaning they converted using a 90-cent exchange rate, which it hasn’t been for about a year. (The exchange rate’s around 77 cents now - thanks, oil.)

Well, let me be the first to welcome you to the Gawker Media family! You are joining us at a totally normal, ideal time.

A raven, or possibly some disguised trickster god

SIMMONS: Pack up your bags. We’re starting our own sports website.

(I want you to know that I have so much more to say on the subject of cold-water detergents, but that I’m deliberately not saying those things in the spirit of keeping this primer as basic as possible. It is difficult for me.)

It is. They Photoshopped the Klan hood onto the logo.

Would you settle for Prince Fielder eating a pie?