BREAKING: #tblightning RW Ryan Callahan out indefinitely after undergoing emergency appendectomy surgery Monday night, more details to come

I’m pretty sure it was the White Sox. The way they’ve pitched lately, they always seem to find themselves in a hole.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

(He changed his Twitter handle. It’s a reply.)

Not the first time that Bolt Bus has welcomed an explosion on their buses

Finally, I know one of these!

They were all playing drinking games in the locker room, but only Burks ended up flipping his cup.

“The problem here is that no one’s watching Backstrom.”

I figured that if it got even 1 star, it’d be a huge success.

“We knew that Halifax was gonna get blown out. We got that message loud and clear with a few hours to spare. So we decided not to show up at all. Thank fuck.”

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

Rev Halofan (aka Mat Gleason) is apparently a semi-well-known “art punk” who owns a gallery that was once sued by Axl Rose.

I’m sure the brass would be more than happy to trade Ross. He’s just so, so raw - but every other team knows that too, so his trade value, if he even had any a year ago, would be pretty piddly after this series. People in Toronto still wishfully talk about Ross developing every year, but it’s not like he’s some…

Tomorrow at 7 PM in Kansas City, they’ll be aiming right for the ribs at 100 miles per hour.

Bautista already won it the day after O’Day skipped off the mound, when Bautista hit a bomb off of him and gave him the universal sign language for “keep talking shit” as he rounded third.

I find that they’re easier to identify if you give them all Aaron Harang’s eyes

It's about time they catch up with their NL East rivals. The Braves haven't even opened their new ballpark in the suburbs yet, and they're already serving white whine.

Frankly, I'm surprised this happened at a Leafs practice, and not at Toronto City Hall. Historically, if Booth is taking a shot at a scruffy midwesterner, it happens in the middle of Ford's theatre.

Dirty Canadian here, so my choices are, well, foreign.