WYSHINSKI: [takes a shot]

BARRY: [takes misguided shots at Brady]

DALLAS SPORTS RADIO HOST: Y'see? I told y'all back in September when they signed him! I guaranteed that the headline "Presence Of Naked Cowboy Causes Distraction" would be in the papers this season!

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

9/11 Truthers Love Pete Carroll

I bet it could fuck up a rhino.

For the sake of my notifications, though, this rhino-hippo argument is great!

NFL ALUMNI: Alright, how about this for a ride. You wait in line with a thousand other people, you strap in, slowly inch your way to the top - and on top it's great, the view's incredible once you're up there! - then you come crashing down at lightning speed, woosh! Then the whole thing starts spinning out of control…

PANTHERS USHER: Ooh, rough fall ya had there - we'd be happy to buy you any draft beer of your choice.

I wrote about this too if anyone's interested, but with more making-fun and swearing.

CODY: Hey, you guys hear about this Deflategate thing? I mean, I guess now we know how Tom Brady likes his BALLS being ROUGHED UP, am I right? Maybe his wife could DEFLATE HIS BALLS instead? Seriously folks, this -

Jeez, what's with these weak interview questions?

DOCTOR: Sir, can you tell us where you live?

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

INTERVIEWER: Now, as someone who coached in both New York and New England in the 90s, there's an infamous incident I want to ask you about-

BREWERS GM: Honestly, it's a great story for this organization. When we found him for the first time, he was just this scrappy little guy - lots of heart, but he could barely fetch a ball - but after we gave him his shots, he really came back to life and became a huge part of the Brewers organization. We can't wait to…

Fight me for it.

Of course Curt Schilling isn't gonna listen to a bunch of old geezer sportswriters. Why would he start paying attention to fossils now?

SKIP BAYLESS: I can say what I want on TV. Ever heard of the First Amendment?