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So, I decided to rebrand my personal Kinja as Plaidspin. It's mostly wishful thinking at this point - who knows if it'll ever take off, or if I'll have enough time to write enough - but I was thinking it would be cool to have a Canada-focused side-site, kind of like how Deadspin has sister-blogs for…

Hey DUAN - sorry for interrupting the draft party - but I wrote a big thing, and I think you'd enjoy it!

I mean, it's not like he went after some superstar on Italy. Giorgio Chiellini was a bit player.

You missed one:

Ghana already seems to be enjoying their quadrennial "being Googled by Americans" bump.

Talk about a real-life David & Goliath story!

Huge improvement over your rough first draft, Drew.

I don't think that Redskins fans are getting enough credit in terms of their understanding of Native American history. If there's one group that understands the tragedy of Wounded Knee, it's guys who bought an RGIII jersey.

Hey Dave, you've written extensively about abolishing FIFA. The logical follow-up question, I guess, is this: what would replace it? Who organizes international soccer if there's no international soccer organization?

I will most certainly do that, because: 1) all the cool kids write on their Kinjas, 2) it is unnatural and borderline treasonous to suggest that Leafs fans should have to cheer for the Habs.

Hey DUAN! I wrote this over on my Kinja. It's about the Iron Sheik, and his shitty agents who write all of his Tweets, and how we should all just stop pretending that the Iron Sheik's presence on the internet is it all good or valuable.

The good news is, they have a huge budget for sets and extras, since they saved money on writers by discovering the dumpster behind the FOX lot where MadTV disposed of unused sketches.

This isn't what I come to DadPenis for.

I am so glad someone else on Earth loved that Scottish fish impression. My girlfriend and I have said "yooou dooon't knooow meee" to each other at least once a day ever since.

The hardest part, for me, was trying to explain to my son that Michael Sam actually was the first gay player to play in the NFL. The kid's a bit of a computer wiz, so he built an XML tracking system crowd-sourced from the people he figured would know best - NFL fans commenting on ProFootballTalk's Facebook page - and…