He’s what his rivals say about him: He’s a Charmin-soft clown

Dwight got the idea after watching Bickerstaff apply it to James Harden in an effort to help him stick to his man on defense.

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Still better than the Thousand Year Frank Reich.

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Donald Trump Jr. must wake up every day, look at a photo of Christian Bale in American Psycho, and think “nailed it.”

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Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

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Wouldn’t the mature thing be to meet up for a fight somewhere?

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death

That’s the last time Kent State had an accurate Shooting Guard.

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Well, that’s just wrong. How’s a keeper supposed to do his job if he can’t use his hands in the box?

Takes a big man to laugh at his own Floridian slip.

So the man whom we celebrate, and with good reason, has grabbed a jersey. Congratulations would be in order if he had been man enough to marry the jersey’s hand-stitcher and make a home. This happy occasion is blighted when Cam, whose own parents were married, skips the very basis of being a good jersey-grabber.

Has anyone in the NFL had more fun than Cam Newton this season?

I was great at NES games - would plow through them in half an hour to a day, on average. Two brothers, very competitive, so until the older brother got a PC in ‘95, it was all Nintendo all the time.