If you never have a third down, does your passing game exist?

Feline of Scrimmage

Regular season only. The cat disappears completely in the playoffs.

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

And here I thought only Bills fans reached under their clothes for a pussy during games....

Looked good to me.

shut the fuck up

The last game they allowed them was fantastic.

Based on how much he fucked up ballghazi, I’m guessing his PR shills are halfwit friends of his with no ability.

I think part of the reason for the overhaul is that a “football move” is often interpreted as “raping someone in the men’s room,” “beating a woman on a pile of guns,” “driving under the influence,” or “murdering”. Many receivers tried to do these things through the medium of interpretive dance, and drew 15 yard…

And we’ll never see the suit that Ray Lewis wore during last night’s pregame again.

Still shot of the incident as it occurred:

15 yard penalty on Antonio Brown.

Wonder Woman Eiffel Tower set to Tom Waits’ “Chocolate Jesus”?

This is racist toward racist mascots and it makes me sick.

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

Romoerotic asphyixiation

Greg Hardy’s training their security now?

You can show me the complete medical file regarding his back, and I will still believe that his game left his body on the Night of the 7-Iron Attack.