Better than “You JPP’d it”

Bob Irsay would probably just lie in his grave and rot. Jim on the other hand....

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

That awesome Carson Palmer gif is even better if you imagine that he’s taunting Mackelmore.

Not only 8-1, but 8-1 with an undefeated record.

If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.

RIP...

The Steelers would beat Notre Dame. Hard to argue with that.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

Lacob’s Splatter

Judging by how he’s abusing the rest of the league, I’d say he’s Mr. Horton from the bicycle store. (http://www.avclub.com/article/a-very…)

Didn’t realize that my current shit worth is zero or in the negative, and that canned haggis, global thermonuclear war, and daylight saving time are all better ideas than “Ask a Lawyer.” Thanks for this moment of self-realization. Going up to the cabin for few weeks to fix this for you.

“Coach Arians, Rob Galinski from Yahoo Sports sponsored by Fan Duel, can you explain why you activated John Brown today but chose not to play him?”

fuck the pats, and your comment.

I’m waiting for the day when it’s discovered that the Patriots have sleeper agents on the staff of every other team in the AFC.

I hate auto-correct too. *born beater