The Ginger Hammer has already suspended the duffel bag for 4 games without pay.

Alleged, alleged line was drawn.

“Your college boyfriend will probably leave you for a white girl he can throw onto a futon full of assault rifles one day.”

A weekend I could actually use this. My early game options are A.J. McCarron vs Ryan Mallet or Josh Freeman vs Zach Mettenberger. Thanks regional coverage, puke.

Deadspin, come for the articles, stay for the comments.

Before seeing what city it happened in I just assumed it was the St. Louis police that had shot him.

That is impressive.

I’m Spartacus.

This comment cannot get too many stars.

Where is obscure Simpson reference when you need them?