They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

I use mine as a substitute for self esteem!

Look, asshole, I told you before we went to the party I was going to get shitfaced drunk, make a pass at the hostess in front of her husband, corner one of the black people so I could tell that killer Freddie Gray joke, drop a c-bomb on the first woman to reject my sloppy, hands advances (also the hostess - two birds…

Sexual assault of a minor involving a Leak. It is R-Kelly all over again.

You know what would solve this, and as a bonus, bring back online poker (which is fucking awesome and so many times better than this dfs bullshit), plus sports betting, prop betting (even better than poker, you can gamble on which royal family member will die next!!) Want to guess what it is?

instead of telling other people what to do and calling them children, why not just mind your own business and take care of yourself. I’m sure there are plenty of “faults” we can pick apart when it comes to you.

For the crime of being abused by her football boyfriend, I’m bracing for horrible stories about this woman being sent death threats over fucking with Buckeye football and ruining this man’s career. FOOTBAW NIGHT IN MURICA

Old man yells at cloud...based gaming.

A satellite is not the first thing that comes to mind when I hear: “Japanese” & “Hitomi”

It’s almost as if they have multiple writers of varying opinions.

have you ever seen basketball players fight? of 4 major pro sports, i’d gladly get in a fight with a basketball player over any other sport, by a wide margin. their reach is their only advantage. they all flail around like fools when actually trying to fight. also, they seem to get injured insanely easily and are…

A deflator, a rapist, and a fraud. They represent the GOP well.

Underrated and overrated are the worst categories in sports journalism. “Is Steph Curry’s defense better or worse than your perception of the public’s perception of Steph Curry’s defense?”

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

Let’s DO THIS THING

I can dig it!

Come out to plaaaaaaay

Do you deny that poor people would be worse off under a conservative Republican president than under a Democrat? That’s all she’s implying.