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Gargonzo beans.

I don’t care how’s it made...but if you’re going to charge me a $180 for a cheese knife it better supply that much more usability over a $15 one...and I’m suspecting this has $0 more usability. 

PREACH. I like my immediate team for the most part, but I generally get the feeling they only put up with me. And that’s FINE. I don’t want to be BFFs with my coworkers

I always love when the best defense companies can seem to muster is, “Hey we don’t have anything written down and notarized in the employee handbook, so obviously it can’t have happened.”
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I can totally understand not giving cash directly to homeless people. OTOH, for a person buying the food you make in order to give it to homeless people?  Yeah, if your business/organization doesn’t like this, then that business/organization definitely falls into the category of  what is called ‘paying lip service to… Read more

“God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs.” Read more

I don’t think we could’ve picked a more unlikable First Amendment advocacy vessel than this rapey, misogynistic, thumb-on-the-scale-of-the-2016-election piece of shit. Which is precisely why the administration is going to succeed in assailing those freedoms.

At first I was impressed—a considerate, respectful vegan actually went out of their way to not inconvenience anyone else, make a fuss about everything, and make it all about themselves? Wow, that’s a man-bites-dog if I’ve ever read one. Read more

Another good reason to just abolish the whole tipping system entirely. 

I don’t actually agree with the premise of this tweet, but it made me laugh like a hyena nonetheless.

Steamed sliders, eh?

Honestly, middle schoolers should be banned from all public spaces. 

Because the assumption is the waitstaff does this for a fucking living every day that they work...You’re going out to eat FAR less frequently, to a variety of places, with numerous different servers.  So you being a cheapskate say once a week saves you, what $500/year?  The server could lose that in 2 weeks to cheap… Read more

LOL’d at the pronunciation of Ghidorah. Read more

A legacy of making a lot of people satisfied.

I hate to repeat myself but I’m going to go ahead and copy/paste this here: Read more

I’ll be honest, this is actually my most anticipated movie of the first half of 2019. Even more so than Captain Marvel and Endgame. I have been a Godzilla fan since I saw my first kaiju movie in the mid-60s. I have more Godzilla related collectibles than any other pop culture themes.

I want, no, I NEED to see this.

Straws can help avoid staining your teeth. Read more

Straws can help avoid staining your teeth.