Never served hot, only lukewarm.

That they are a sandwich.

Unpopular food opinion: English muffins are just tough, ashy biscuits, and are not suitable for any purpose.

Me too.

Hot link leaks hot lead in cold case

His alibi didn’t cut the mustard. He should’ve known it was just a matter of time before his past would ketchup with him.

It’s almost as if political twitter is actually really fucking stupid. 

Anticipating that this comment section will become a shitshow, I just wanted to say that I think that the advice is thoughtful and well-measured.

This is not the correct way to handle bad-faith attacks from conspiracy peddlers.

“I want chicken nuggets and a beer”

It’s sometimes important to stop and remind ourselves that, as much as the institutional Democratic Party is still haunted by the ghost of Walter Mondale and the drubbing they took in the ‘84 election, we have dragged the party a long way in the right direction over the last 20 years. It doesn’t feel like it at times,…

I now know where I’m holding my next orgy.

God I loved this skit...

If their egg thing is a sandwich, I think we can all finally agree that a hot dog is a sandwich.

“For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeteers, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conquerors rode in a triumphal…

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“If you see my dog @ [sic] the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass,” Reyes wrote. “She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin’ ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers.”

Good read, especially:

Large insect with an easily removable exoskeleton? Pair it with a good dipping sauce and a bit of garnish and you might get people to at least try it.