Even if it was a shady dig at Scott, it’s kinda deserved, so....

Probably his book sales, now that the people that would have bought them, bought the farm instead. 

Yep. that might be the one silver lining to this. Another year and a half of unvaccinated MAGA’s dropping dead and it might be enough to keep Republicans from winning in 2022 and maybe even in 2024. And even if we see a major increase in deaths from COVID, I don’t think its going to work out for them. Traditionally,…

I wonder who in his life just got taken out by the virus? Because you know that is probably what caused this. It was all fun and games til Grandpa dies. 

I’ve always loved the Mexican Pizza. Its so impractical and sloppy but god its good. 

Does anyone remember the good old days when to get a conspiracy theory off the ground you at least had to put together something approximating an actual theory, no matter how thinly supported it might be, and offer something that at least kinda, sorta looked like evidence if you squinted at it?

You just gave better advice than that flaming garbage up top. 

Yeah, I think ‘Do what you can, back off when it gets to be too much’ is solid advice. Some people have endless energy to fight the good fight (or at least it seems that way) but the rest of us mere mortals have dishes to wash, kids to tuck in, bills to pay, say nothing of just finding 5 minutes in a given day to…

It was such a lazy-cop-out response. You could literally say ‘Who gives a shit’ to just about any problem, great or small. The universe is uncaring chaos and entropy will eventually wipe away any semblance of our existence. Because of that, its easy to say ‘who cares’ to just about anything. And keep in mind, Fuck Up…

Man, I’d love to but I have yet to see any of the Asian restaurants in my area reopen. My go-to favorite one has been closed for over a month now and I really fear they may not reopen. 

I wouldn’t waste my breath arguing, getting very strong libertarian-capitalist-boot-licker vibes from them...

The problem is that restaraunts that were designed to primarily make the majority of their money through dine-in sales and either didn’t offer delivery at all or only did minimal delivery business are suddenly having to completely change their business model through no real fault of their own.

Also, if you can do it, do curbside pick up. 

I mean, that’s great and all, but its not indicative of a lot of the stuff I’ve seen. Of course Cali seems to be taking corona virus a lot more seriously than other states as well.

If people stayed away from each other, but theres a golf course near where I work that I pass by frequently and over the last several weeks, I’ve seen clusters of people, sans masks, out playing golf, definitely closer than 6 feet from each other. 

I’ve seen golf courses operating this whole time. Is it wrong of me to secretly hope all the rich fuckers who’ve been flouting social distancing get this shit?

I mean, in their defense, this was probably conceptualized, reviewed, approved, sent for production and actually made months ago before any of this happened. 

Just check around on whatever various streaming platforms you have. I think I came across it originally on Netflix but may not be on there anymore. (also, if you want some more animatronic-pizza-chain creepiness, check out the short horror film ‘The Hug’ on Hulu. Its like 7 minutes and its great.) Although, I have to…

This seems like a good time to mention that you should watch The Rock-a-Fire Explosion, a documentary about Showbiz Pizza, which was the precursor chain that eventually morphed into Chuck E Cheeses. If you think the current gen animatronics used at Chuck E Cheese are unsettling, you ought to watch this and take a…

Has he reached the point where he elevates to a higher level of being?