Even Sheriff Buford T. Justice and his dumbass son.

Smokey and the Bandit is an American classic and deserves a spot among the best films ever made. I’ll fight you on that. It never takes itself too seriously and is all the better for it. I’ve nothing against the F&F movies, but they just seem too wrapped up in appearing maximum badass and cool all the time, while…

“Huuuwaaaay!”

*glares in annoyance*

Shane Torre’s bit “A man named Fieri filled with fury” is probably one of the funniest stand up bits I’ve heard in the last decade. It’s just wall to wall gold zingers...

First it starts with the convenience stores, then its the grocery stores and cafeterias. Next thing you know, this time next year we’re going to be buying pets and used panties from our boxy overlords who greedily eat our dollars!

Not to make fun, but its hilarious that you tossed off ‘pomegranate molasses’ like it was some kind of pantry staple.  

Oddly enough during the initial surge of panic-buying that drove toilet paper to the brink of extinction, you know the one thing that was on all the shelves that i was certain would be bought up in bulk? Booze. Seriously, the booze aisles were barely touched. And given that bars were shut down i was sure that booze…

Have you ever seen those ‘convenience store vending machines, where you can literally buy everything in one large vending machine? they looked ridiculous but I have a funny feeling they may catch on in the near future.

People driving by may not intuitively understand that they need to order ahead of time, but fuck em. They aren’t entitled to instant gratification on this. 

They can have the orders lined up and then when someone comes to pick it up they can make it then and there. It keeps things nice and orderly.

People need to start snapping pictures and naming names of assholes like these. And then shops need to put up large print pictures of the worst offenders and ban them for life. 

Sounds good but I can’t go overboard. If I do too much fried food i’ll get the schits...

I have to admit, I sorely miss the olive bar at Ingles. The blue cheese stuffed olives are the shit...

Cherry Garcia all the way...

They need to figure out a way to shoehorn in the Terminator franchise so we can all make our 4th grade Trapper Keeper drawings of Robocop vs. Terminator come to life. 

You firmly tell the can once and only once it to open and remind it you don’t do warning shots...

as far as least useful, I’d go strainer and grater. with a knife you could chop just about anything finely enough to emulate the approximation of it grated. 

Same. It would make shit a lot harder without some of them, but technically you could do most things with those two. 

God I feel old, cause i saw the headline and I started thinking of various NES titles, not stuff that’s been out for less than 20 years.