The Stand is one of the few books of Kings I couldn’t get through, largely because it was frighteningly realistic about its deadly pandemic and how it affected people. That part of the book hit way the hell too close to home to being real. Vampires, werewolves, interdeminsional fear-eating monsters that go around…

Even Sheriff Buford T. Justice and his dumbass son.

Smokey and the Bandit is an American classic and deserves a spot among the best films ever made. I’ll fight you on that. It never takes itself too seriously and is all the better for it. I’ve nothing against the F&F movies, but they just seem too wrapped up in appearing maximum badass and cool all the time, while…

And this is definitely one of those ‘you’re over thinking it’ things, but is Gotham just ridiculously big or does Bane have a method of getting in and out of Gotham. I thought part of the whole ‘No-Man’s Land’ thing was that Gotham was effectively cut off from the rest of the US, and yet Santa Prisca North seems to be…

Since you mention it, I wonder if that might have been a subtle homage by the show. 

A few thoughts on this episode:

“Huuuwaaaay!”

*glares in annoyance*

So, he should be free from what the county decides but he can force his employees to chose between working in unsafe conditions or getting fired. Sounds like a real peach of a guy. Can we deport his ass back to South Africa? Where the fuck is ICE when we really need them? Do we have to paint him brown first?

I tell you what, the show really went for it with the principal eating the teacher’s ass... I mean... wooo...

Shane Torre’s bit “A man named Fieri filled with fury” is probably one of the funniest stand up bits I’ve heard in the last decade. It’s just wall to wall gold zingers...

There are no atheists capitalists in fox holes during a massive global recession...

First it starts with the convenience stores, then its the grocery stores and cafeterias. Next thing you know, this time next year we’re going to be buying pets and used panties from our boxy overlords who greedily eat our dollars!

Not to make fun, but its hilarious that you tossed off ‘pomegranate molasses’ like it was some kind of pantry staple.  

Oddly enough during the initial surge of panic-buying that drove toilet paper to the brink of extinction, you know the one thing that was on all the shelves that i was certain would be bought up in bulk? Booze. Seriously, the booze aisles were barely touched. And given that bars were shut down i was sure that booze…

Have you ever seen those ‘convenience store vending machines, where you can literally buy everything in one large vending machine? they looked ridiculous but I have a funny feeling they may catch on in the near future.

People driving by may not intuitively understand that they need to order ahead of time, but fuck em. They aren’t entitled to instant gratification on this. 

They can have the orders lined up and then when someone comes to pick it up they can make it then and there. It keeps things nice and orderly.

People need to start snapping pictures and naming names of assholes like these. And then shops need to put up large print pictures of the worst offenders and ban them for life. 

Sounds good but I can’t go overboard. If I do too much fried food i’ll get the schits...