Absolutely my first thought upon learning of this. I mean, i suppose it counts as a win, as watching that video won’t make me want to eat anything for a while I guess. 

Yes on the salmon cakes. If made well and seasoned properly they’re awesome. They’re great to eat by themselves or make for a killer sandwich (and I might recommend doing a sort of quick and dirty sauce for it with some mayo, Old Bay and lemon juice).

SPAM may not be good for you, but damn if its not great when fried. I still hear that little jingle in my head (“Spam-burger Hamburger”) any time I look at a can. 

That seems to be my overall take on plant based alternatives to traditional animal based products. The better ones are pretty tasty in their own right but I have yet to see any that are an absolute 1-1 substitute for the real deal. I’ve had Beyond and Impossible burgers both, and I prefer Beyond myself (it edges out…

What brands of margarine contain animal products?

I honestly can’t remember where I read it, but I do remember reading a rather interesting history of the butter vs. margarine war. And it really extends back even further than the 90's. At one point, margarine was a very pale white and they had yellow food coloring capsules that you would break open and mix with it to…

Eh. I’m not really here for the ‘kids these days’ line on this. I will say that this is, like most things that start out on the market but benefit disabled folks, sort of an unintentional boon for the extremely disabled who may have problems physically getting out of their house but still want to be able to enjoy food…

You just made your kitchen very sad...

But you also have to figure in about damage to the reputation and how that is going to affect the business, especially if orders are fucked up, not delivered at all, or drivers deliver inferior food from another restaurant or warehouse like the lady in the story said. I think the benefits do not outweigh the lack of…

Between this, and the whole deal with them taking large cuts of tips of their drivers, I wouldn’t use these apps. Not to mention they’re fucking expensive as hell and sometimes you’re doubling what you’d pay for the privilege of having something delivered. I’d rather take half and hour and just pick up at the…

Jesus. To hell with civil suits. If these sites are putting restaurants on their apps to order from and then collecting money for orders that were never placed with the actual restaurant, that sounds like fraud to me. Start throwing out some criminal charges and see how fast they scramble to find a solution to this. 

Cheap-ass low quality food, playing the odds with volume of customers, reusing leftovers, and a devil-may-care attitude with health codes?

Just don’t mix up your pee with someone elses...

Not to bag on you, but you realize you don’t have to have peed first in order to wash your hands right? I mean, if you want to take a whiz first, you do you, but its not necessary. 

Not going to lie, the whole ‘if you’re thirsty, you’re already dehydrated’ thing sounds dumb as hell.

Instead of being stored in a place where they’d be safe, they’re in a delicate, dangly little sac that flops around every which way, leaving them in critical danger from zippers or footballs or fireworks.

Just in time for an incredibly contentious election year to boot! We all gon’ die!

Ha-ha! a rich person abusing their wealth to scare the shit out of someone less rich than them with frivolous legal threats! Such a goddamn laugh riot that...

This is unsurprising coming from the land that is basically the real-world equivalent of the Shire. 

Is it meth? I bet it's meth...