Aaaaaand the other shoe finally drops...

On particularly stressful days, I’ve been known to joke about requesting an at-desk mini bar, but yeah, all things equal, being even slightly tiddly at my job would not make it go any better and would probably make things that much worse. 

The whole concept of ‘office culture’ is such bullshit. What the fuck ever happened to just doing your fucking job well and leaving it at that. Now, apparently you have to be buddy-buddy with people you’re already spending 8+ hours a day with after hours and shit. I have no reason to be more than polite and…

I think even if he hadn’t ingested any of the tea at all, he’d still have a case, because, y’know, finding a federally controlled substance in your tea. If I get a burger from McDonalds and before I take the first bite I find a razor blade in in, or a baggie of percoset, or [insert totally inappropriate item of your…

I mean, we have had KFC buffets in the states (although they are a disappearing breed) but I’ll give it to Japan, $12 for all you can drink booze is a game changer. 

Slowly our corollaries compound on each other, resulting in exponentially larger bowls until we make a bowl big enough to destroy the world!

Corollary to this: Always use a bigger bowl than you think you need when preparing a salad. 

I’m pretty sure he’d have a case even if he actually didn’t get high.

Listen, if you have the balls to try to take out a swan, happy hunting. I’ll stick with birds I know I can take in a fight. 

I also have to say, it depends on context. Have I personally, made a bowl of soup and considered it a meal? Yes. Would I consider giving someone a bowl of soup as the one and only item if I were having them over for dinner. No, for then I’d look both cheap and insane. 

Kenny Bania doesn’t think so...

That makes sense. That being said, not everyone may follow those rules, someone may have forgot, etc. My main point was that it follows a certain logical sense that the burglars would have busted into the register, unscrewing all the light bulbs in the dining room...less so. 

Honestly, I think if they were smart they’d hit hard back at how some plant based meat alternatives aren’t all that much healthier than actual meat. I remember how the Impossible Whopper is pretty much only marginally healthier than a regular Whopper patty (only a few less calories and a little better on fat content) a…

I mean... you’re not wrong... maybe skipping a few steps here or there. 

I bet I would the moment I tried their BBQ...

SNITCHES GET STITCHES BRISKET!

At first blush that makes sense, but if you think about it a little more, then it falls apart. For starters, I’m going to take a wild guess this was done when the restaurant was closed, in which case, the majority of the lights are probably going to be off anyway (I have yet to meet a restaurant owner that wants to…

I thought the entire model of Yelp was for reviews. It wasn’t simply just stating what is around you, but was supposed to help you make up your mind based on average person reviews. But overall, I agree with you that they need to figure out a way to reform how reviews get posted and especially how to deal with reviews…

I think what she is getting at is that past a certain number, you are probably accumulating followers who follow you because you’re a ‘thing’. Meaning they click follow and then largely do not really pay that much attention to you past that. With smaller follower counts, the people that follow people like that are…

The thing about followers is this: not everyone who follows you is doing so out of admiration or respect. I follow a lot of people on some sites because they are fucking idiot train wrecks and its amusing to watch them stumble around from one self-made pseudo-crisis to the next. I wouldn’t trust a word they said about…