I mean... you’re not wrong... maybe skipping a few steps here or there. 

I bet I would the moment I tried their BBQ...

SNITCHES GET STITCHES BRISKET!

At first blush that makes sense, but if you think about it a little more, then it falls apart. For starters, I’m going to take a wild guess this was done when the restaurant was closed, in which case, the majority of the lights are probably going to be off anyway (I have yet to meet a restaurant owner that wants to…

I thought the entire model of Yelp was for reviews. It wasn’t simply just stating what is around you, but was supposed to help you make up your mind based on average person reviews. But overall, I agree with you that they need to figure out a way to reform how reviews get posted and especially how to deal with reviews…

I think what she is getting at is that past a certain number, you are probably accumulating followers who follow you because you’re a ‘thing’. Meaning they click follow and then largely do not really pay that much attention to you past that. With smaller follower counts, the people that follow people like that are…

The thing about followers is this: not everyone who follows you is doing so out of admiration or respect. I follow a lot of people on some sites because they are fucking idiot train wrecks and its amusing to watch them stumble around from one self-made pseudo-crisis to the next. I wouldn’t trust a word they said about…

Yeah, I think that the whole ‘have someone do your shopping for you’ thing is, at best (or worst depending on your perspective on the gig economy), going to become a niche market and will not supplant traditional shopping in any way. It’ll be primarily used by people that are super busy all the time and/or people that…

So, was unscrewing the lights in the dining room somehow integral to this heist or was this just some add-on dickishness for its own sake? I mean at least with the busted cash register it makes sense it would get damaged as the thief tried to get at the money, but I’m puzzled over the lights thing...

If you’re at a place with a public restroom, why not just thrown your tissues in the trash in there? That seems like the simplest solution. Excuse yourself to the restroom, off load your used tissues, wash your germy ass hands and just come on back. Easy. 

The Bicky burger sounds like something that is either surprisingly delicious or completely disgusting, with no middle ground in between for ‘eh, just ok.’. 

Given their supposed prohibition on caffeine this just as easily could have concerned a truck transporting Arizona tea or Redbulls.

Man, I can’t spit around here without hitting a Bojangles. Some cities/towns even have multiple ones in them. They have good biscuits, great chicken but I’ve always found their sides to be kinda weird. I’m as southern as the next guy but fucking white gravy on mashed potatoes is some messed up shit. 

Pretzel buns are hard to pull off. Most of the time, they fall into one of two extremes: too soft, reminiscent of a regular bun painting itself to look like its a pretzel bun. or too chewy. A soft pretzel definitely has a good amount of chew to it, and you definitely want that quality to come through in a pretzel bun,…

This would have been a perfect time to have embarrassed the hell out of this mooching bitch. Very loudly call them out on this. 

I’m with you on this. It’s kind of similar to the idea that if you don’t label something in a communal fridge at work with your name its fair game, which is a total bullshit idea.

Your daddy was a vibrator?

I really really really don’t get why its even a thing for bartenders to drink on the job at all, anywhere. Like I know that some people do it to be nice, or because the the communal nature of getting fucked up, but especially in this day and age where bartenders should be more aware of things like whether a customer…

Yeah, I concur. I’m going to say the degree to which you forgive and forget or write off the place is going to be in direct proportion to the type of screw up we’re talking about. The subpar service the LW mentioned I think can definitely be chalked up to a place being slammed while everyone is still a little green…

I used to work for a Shoney’s back in the day as a short-order cook. And I was entitled to a free burger per shift, plus I could eat off the hot bar and salad bar for $2/week off of my check. All in all, not a bad deal. Of course, the burger i was supposed to get was supposed to be bare bones: one pattie, one slice of…