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Thanks for the info. What a let down, all that and it's not even marginally healthier than a beef Patty. Not even fewer calories. I'll probably still try one just for curiosity's sake but I definitely won't be asking for it on a regular basis.

That sounds like a very good sandwich. 

The Veep finale was flawless. One of the best send offs for a show I’ve seen in a long time or ever, and the fact that Selina more or less just gave up whatever shred of decency she might have had left in her to get the presidency felt just so, so right for the show, including the final betrayal of Gary, which remains…

I’m oddly excited about this. I’ve been wanting to try an Impossible burger for a while but because of where I live getting one has been, well, not impossible, but certainly very difficult. I don’t see myself ever going completely vegetarian (and certainly not vegan) but I do want to reduce my meat consumption for…

I’m going to say that if you’re either concerned enough about disposable plastic to reuse Ziplock bags or don’t have the money to constantly be buying them, the better option is to try to buy some Tupperware (or off brand stuff) that is easier to wash and dry and sturdier too. That being said, when storing some things…

work the shaft

P-E-N-I-S, Penis makes the very best...

Should we just assume it was creme filled?

From what I can see of the 12th Amendment, which is the only part of the constitution that explicitly deals with presidential elections, there is nothing in the text that this law runs afoul of. There is precious little that specifically outlines limitations on running for president, but, and here is the kicker, there…

I was always a fan of using illegal fireworks left over from the Fourth of July to blow our jack-o-lanterns to kingdom come. 

Brought to you by a grant from the Mom Institute of Libation Facts. Or MILF, for short. When you think about research around red wine, think MILF. 

I can get behind that. I will say this much, being approached by police is generally anxiety inducing though and it might have been a better play for them to sit up like a sidewalk table and let people approach them instead. 

Yep. I like that. It means you have 6 relatively mild Halloweens followed by a 7th that you can really let loose on.

An alternate proposal “The Jack-O-Lantern Challenge”: Each individual household gets to celebrate Halloween for however long they can get a jack-o-lantern to last prior to Oct. 31st.

I find it incredibly odd that Sanders is the only candidate that people claim is running for reasons of ego, especially since I have yet to see anything to suggest that is his primary motivation. I mean, anyone running for president has to have a bit of an ego, I’m sure, but you really don’t see it being slung at…

Bettery yet: unity ticket. Yes, there will be a portion of either’s fan base that will be butthurt about their chosen person playing second fiddle but I feel that for the most part a unity ticket ahead of the primaries is going to bring the vast majority of both camps together. Right now combing Sander’s and Warren’s…

Yep, portion size plays a factor, but I also think that at some point, if everything you eat is breaded and fried, even if you eat much less of it, you’re going to plateau in terms of weight loss or just overall weight management. 

I’ll say this, obesity in America is probably more closely linked to poor food options on a day to day basis rather than high-calorie items at mid-scale chain restaurants. Yes, some people are probably getting fat from eating at CCF every other days but I’d be willing to bet that most people that are putting on pounds…

Well, I know which of those two types of people you are...